Have my body. Have my mind. Have my coat.

sofapizza:

majestic

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

professor-sweetpea:

bosxe:

mylifetoruin:

buzzfeed:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

this is a cool mini mind-fuck

Holy shit

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

ifitsnotokthenitsnottheend:

mamajules1975

Hey guys and gals,
Been away for so long. Only realised because of this whole Yahoo buying Tumblr thing in the news. Missed it so much. All the blogs on here are just majorly funny or about sex, and both suit me perfectly, so I’ve come back :) (yay!) hopefully i’ll try keep it updated over summer, but I can’t promise anything. Summer’s a busy time of year! xx

thepenguinsoftexas:

xdioxcide:

THE METAL

are we going to Ignore Ms. Potato Salad over there?

poopinginschool:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS EVER