dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

(Source: tumboy)

(Source: loraclespeaks)

becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

(Source: hippopotalust)

joshpeck:

she has outdone herself

(Source: queendaenerysofhousetargaryen)

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

(Source: king-of-death-and-destruction)

memewhore:

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queermobile:

becausebirds:

Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan