“I need a hug or an orgasm.”
Unknown  (via guccier)

(Source: mi-arrendo)

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(Source: weheartit.com)

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: ravetothegrave)

(Source: -circa)

Let’s build a fort and have sex in it

(Source: txcountryrebel)

warcraftproblems:

lerrturrs: “When you’re in an all-men guild as the only woman speaking for the first time on raidcall.”

warcraftproblems:

: “When you’re in an all-men guild as the only woman speaking for the first time on raidcall.”

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

image

and

image

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

(Source: 4licia)

emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”

..you just gotta listen

idk (via meri-juana)